So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
accomplished twins. life is a go
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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