I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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