I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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