Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.

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(407): View more from Florida

He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.

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(+34): View more from Spain

what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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(360): View more from Washington

tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse

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(850): View more from Florida

Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices

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(647): View more from Ontario

The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads

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