school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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