life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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