idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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