He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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