remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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