All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Holy shit dude........stairs
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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