all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
as a side note pls kill me
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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