No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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