Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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