It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
