Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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