If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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