I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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