sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
