And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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