Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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