I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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