My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
