Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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