I just saw a hot homeless man
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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