I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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