I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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