that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
this is an emotional support booty call
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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