So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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