Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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