Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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