i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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