i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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