I cannot find my penis.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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