Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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