Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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