My brain says no but my pants say off.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I need to align my fucking chakras
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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