Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
