Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
