i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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