How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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