Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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