At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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