ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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