hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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