Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have post one night stand depression
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