Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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