She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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