Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I've blown a few things in my day
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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