stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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