There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
