I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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