bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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