If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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