so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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