Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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