My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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