I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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